My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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