HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Semen is not good for contacts.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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