the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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