Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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