butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He better not be in your backpack
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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