is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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