ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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