He is an equal opportunity slut.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
