marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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