And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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