There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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