I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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