is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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