plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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