who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
