Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
as a side note pls kill me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
