Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
So. Much. Porn.
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