how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize
