I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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