do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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