dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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