bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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