So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I understand Curling. That high.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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