Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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