yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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