So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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