yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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