Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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