No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
