$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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