Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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