threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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