You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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