Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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