how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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