dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
BRING THE BAGELS
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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