it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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