I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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