What did we do last night that was yellow?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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