i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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