If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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