I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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