This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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