I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
is it fun? or sober?
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