Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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