Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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