i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
wow bdsm is so cute
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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