they need to just BURY HIM!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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