idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
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