i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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