Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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