Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He passed out mid-signature
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Randomize
