carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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