he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So many bounce houses so little time
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
