Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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