Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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