would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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