i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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